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RT @greenlaker: Daaaamn. 4 hours ago
@MJMcKean Your Mom was very kind to me at a time when that was in short supply, and a great friend to my Mom who wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 hours ago
Irony is dead. And apparently scored maybe 200 on the SAT verbal. twitter.com/runwayfour/sta… 4 days ago
@JHWeissmann 99.9% of the time summiting Rainier just comes down to weather. If you're doing Disappointment Cleaver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
@Toure Oddly enough, I know someone who thinks the song is about him. He might be right (for a bunch of reasons, he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
@andreapitzer I had a HS teacher who had married two previous students, and was transparently "shopping" for #3 whi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
@StephenM How does it feel to personally murder irony? 1 week ago
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@mschlapp Suddenly it all makes sense. 1 week ago
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