Blecch.
First race if the year, and I sucked.
No kidding.
It was like I had a little tiny black hole taped to my fat ass. The sucking was so powerful it dragged a G-damned blackberry thorn into my path and onto, into and through my rear tire.
Blecch.
I was losing about 5 psi a lap. I picked up the G-damned passenger midway through the first lap, and since I started the race with 35 psi, it took me about 3 laps until the fishtailing and sliding through the singletrack got so bad that I resigned myself to making a bike switch.
Yeah. I’m an idiot.
I waited 3 laps to switch bikes because I didn’t have matched bikes. It’s early season, and this year’s gear isn’t in yet. My “B” bike was set up with semi-slick tires on crappy anvil-heavy rims.
It turns out that that setup kicked ass all over the “A” bike. As soon as I switched bikes, I started passing folks.
Damnit.
I finished third today, which isn’t all that bad given the equipment fiasco, but I won this race last year, and there was no way in hell I would have won today even if all had gone well.
I’m not nearly as fast as I was at this time last year, and even though that’s according to plan, it’s still frustrating.
I suck right now, and I hate it. This better work, and I better be flying at Nationals, or I’m….

Good stuff:
– Fun race. Counterbalance put on a nice mtn. bike race today. Let’s face it – S.Seatac just isn’t a great place for a cross race, and at best you wind up with a nice mtn bike race on cross bikes. That’s what we got today. Kudos to them.
– The Hutchinson Pirahnas are really good. They wound up being much faster than the old-standby Michelin Mud tires today. I never would have believed it.
– I’m finally figuring out the Shimano XTR pedals. I’ve been on the Crank Brothers pedals longer than anyone on the planet, pretty much literally – I was riding pre-production test versions waaay before they were available for sale – and having killed over a dozen sets of them, I was ready for something more durable. The Shimanos are definitely that, and (knock wood…) no problems. Nice.
– Demo-ing a Wipperman chain. Seemed to work better than the Shimano one on the “A” bike. More investigation needed, but the “A” bike was having all the usual sand infestation problems attendant to this course, and the “B” bike worked like a f-ing Swiss watch. Go figure.
Enough feeling sorry for myself. Next weekend is the StarCross/Rad Cup double, and I’m going to need to ride out of my skin if I don’t want to look like an angry clown. Time to think happy go fast thoughts, and try to channel some of that Undem-esque new age mind over body nonsense.
Burn some insense for me, mkay? (edit: Yeah, I know I misspelled that. Think about it, OK?)

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